My sister is waaaaay cooler than you. #yourfavecouldnever
I don’t know if some of you have been to these live reads at LACMA, where a classic film is read live on stage by actors who just sit and read the script. We did one recently of American Pie, but we reversed the gender roles. All the women played men; all the men played women. And it was so fascinating to be a part of this because, as the women took on these central roles — they had all the good lines, they had all the good laughs, all the great moments — the men who joined us to sit on stage started squirming rather uncomfortably and got really bored because they weren’t used to being the supporting cast.
It was fascinating to feel their discomfort [and] to discuss it with them afterward, when they said, “It’s boring to play the girl role!” And I said, “Yeah. Yeah. You think? Welcome to our world!”
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
Sarah Paulson | Marchesa - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2014
Well she cut me deep with the way she moved, then she pulled me in and she licked my wounds.
Nothing makes me happier than the fact that the Icelandic government will neither confirm nor deny the existence of elves.