- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
if the song “tiptoe through the tulips” ever starts playing, run. don’t ask questions. don’t hesitate. just run. run
Life in general is pretty minimizing because you have a lot of big ideas and you have to battle the mistaken delusions and instability that come with youth. And then watching that just wither away as you become more of a realist is a harrowing experience for any human being. I just think you gotta have a good fucking attitude.
So.. England? Both of us, I am following you now. I am just going to follow you anywhere. I am going to follow you for the rest of my life.
bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on
Thanks to iangalager, all I can think of is the Black family as the family from Arrested Development!
Just imagine it though:
Walburga’s head pops up in a fireplace.
Sirius: Mother, you’ve got to stop starting conversations like that.
Sirius: I think the reason you and I always fight is that ever since we were little, Father always played us off each other.
Regulus: Father said it was your fault.
Regulus: I guess Mother wanted me to have something new. Sweet old thing.
Sirius: Only two of those things describe Mother.
Walburga: Regulus is a nervous wreck right now! He’s joining the Death Eaters for God’s sake!
Sirius: You volunteered him!
Walburga: I knew you were going to throw that in my face!
Walburga: I love all my children equally.
-Earlier That Day-
Walburga: I don’t care for Sirius.
Sirius: Come on, Bellatrix! We’ve had some good times, haven’t we?
What’s it like to work alongside so many other women of color?
yaaaaas uzo, girl.